From "The Swiss Bound Seniors Present: Songs for Girl Scouts to Live By" - Cadette Troop 444
She sat in her garden and strummed her guitar, strummed her guitar, strummed her guitar,
She sat in her garden and strummed her guitar, strummed her guitar!
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Um plucka-plucka, um plucka-plucka, um pluck, pluck, pluck.
He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar, smoked his cigar, smoked his cigar.
He sat down beside her and smoked his cigar, smoked his cigar!
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He told her he loved her, but, oh how he lied, oh how he lied, oh how he lied.
He told her he loved her, but, oh how he lied, oh how he lied!
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They were to be married, but somehow she died, somehow she died, somehow she died.
They were to be married, but somehow she died, somehow she died!
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He went to her funeral, but just for the ride, just for the ride, just for the ride.
He went to her funeral, but just for the ride, just for the ride!
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He sat on her tombstone and laughed till he cried, laughed till he cried, laughed till he cried.
He sat on her tombstone and laughed till he cried, laughed till he cried!
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The tombstone fell over and squish-squash he died, squish-squash he died, squish-squash he died.
The tombstone fell over and squish-squash he died, squish-squash he died!
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She went up there and fluttered and flied, fluttered and flied, fluttered and flied.
She went up there and fluttered and flied, fluttered and flied!
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He went down there and sizzled and fried, sizzled and fried, sizzled and fried.
He went down there and sizzled and fried, sizzled and fried.
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The moral of this song is never to lie, never to lie, never to lie.
The moral of this song is never to lie, never to lie!
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