The Limerick Song


Chorus:
Aye-aye-aye-aye
In China they never grow chilly
So sing me another verse
That's worse than the other verse
Make sure that it's foolish and silly

Leader:
A canner exceedingly canny
Group:
canny ?

Leader:
One morning remarked to his granny
Group:
his granny!

Leader:
A canner can can anything that he can
But a canner can't can a can, can he?

Repeat Chorus

Leader:
A tutor who tooted the flute
Group:
the flute?

Leader:
Tried to tutor two looters to toot
Group:
to toot!

Leader:
Said the two to the tutor Is it tougher to toot
Or to tutor two looters to toot?

Repeat Chorus

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