Sippin' Cider

I ever saw (I ever saw)
Was sippin' ci- (was sippin' ci-)
Der thru a straw (der thru a straw)

Chorus: A repeat without refrain

I says to her
watcha doing that fur
A sippin' cider
thru a straw?

She says to me
Why don't you know
That sippin' cider's
all I know?

So cheek to cheek
and jaw to jaw
We sipped that cider
thru a straw.

Then all at once
that straw did slip
And I sipped cider
from her lip.

Now seventeen kids
all call me paw
From sippin' cider
from a straw.

That's how I got
my mother-in-law
From sippin' cider
from a straw.

The moral of
this little tale
Is sip your cider
from a pail.