Little Piece of Orange

Oh, I wish I was a little piece of orange, piece of orange.
Oh, I wish I was a little piece of orange, piece of orange.
I'd go squirty, squirty, squirty, over everybody's shirty.
Oh, I wish I was a little piece of orange, piece of orange.

Oh, I wish I was a little English sparrow, English sparrow.
Oh, I wish I was a little English sparrow, English sparrow.
I'd fly up to the steeple and I'd spit on all the people.
Oh, I wish I was a little English sparrow, English sparrow.

Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap.
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap.
I'd go slide-y, slide-y, slide-y over evevybody's hide-y.
Oh, I wish I was a little bar of soap, bar of soap.

Oh, I wish I was a little bottle of pop, bottle of pop.
Oh, I wish I was a little bottle of pop, bottle of pop.
I'd go down with a slurp and come up with a burp.
Oh, I wish I was a little bottle of pop, bottle of pop.

Oh, I wish I was a little Girl Scout, Girl Scout.
Oh, I wish I was a little Girl Scout, Girl Scout.
They'd say lookie, lookie, lookie as I sold my little cookies.
Oh, I wish I was a little Girl Scout, Girl Scout.

Oh, I wish I was a little radio, radio.
Oh, I wish I was a little radio, radio.
I'd go CLICK!