Juicy Moose

Once there was a moose
And he drank a lot of juice
Once there was a moose
And he drank a lot of juice

(Chorus, clap to beat)
Singing oh-way-oh
Way-oh-way-oh-way-oh
Waaay-oh-way-oh
Way-oh-way-oh-way-oh

The moose's name was Fred
And he drank his juice in bed
The moose's name was Fred
And he drank his juice in bed

(Chorus)

He drank his juice with care
But he spilled it in his hair
He drank his juice with care
But he spilled it in his hair

(Chorus)

The moose's hair went stiff
So he combed it in a quiff
The moose's hair went stiff
So he combed it in a quiff

(Chorus)

(Don't repeat) His friends began to laugh
(Everyone) HA HA HA HA
So he went to take a bath
(Don't repeat) His friends began to laugh
(Everyone) HA HA HA HA
So he went to take a bath

(Chorus)

As the water went down
Fred the Moose began to drown
As the water went down
Fred the Moose began to drown

Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug
Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug
Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug
Glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug-glug

(Don't repeat) now let's all count to five
(Everyone) one two three four five!
Fred the Moose is back alive!