Tune: William Tell Overture
Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,
Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,
Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,
Ping-pong ball.
Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong
Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong
Ping-pong ball.
Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong
Ping-pong, ping-pong, ping-pong ball
Ping-pong , ping-pong, ping-pong
Ping-pong ball. Oh!
Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,
Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,
Johnny had a head like a ping-pong ball,
Ping-pong ball.