Suggested by Mark Stueve
Flea
Flea-fly
Flea-fly-mosquito
Lotion
Calamine, calamine, calamine lotion
Oh, no, no not the lotion
Itchy-itchy, scratchy-scratchy, oooo I got one on my backy
EEP! Goes the bug when you spray her with the bug spray
Shshshshshsh!