Tune: On Top of Old Smokey
Suggested by Karen Glassman
At the camp with the Boy/Girl Scouts,
They gave us a drink.
We thought it was kool-aid,
because it was pink.
But the thing that they told us,
would've grossed out a moose,
For that great tasting pink drink,
was really bug juice.
It looked fresh and fruity,
like tasty kool-aids,
But the bugs that were in it,
were murdered with Raid.
We drank it by gallons,
we drank it by tons,
And the next morning,
we all had the runs.
So the next time you drink bug juice,
and a fly drives you mad,
He's just getting even,
'Cause you swallowed his Dad'.