Boy Scout Camp

Boy Scout Camp
Boy Scout Camp
The _________________ that they give you
They say are mighty fine
But _____________________________________________
Oh, I don't wanna go to Boy Scout Camp
Gee mom I want to go
But they won't let me go
Gee mom I want to go home.

1. biscuts /one rolled off the table and killed a friend of mine
2. water /when you go to drink it it tastes like turpentine (iodine)
3. girls /they're either under seven or over ninety-nine
4. nurses / when you break a finger they break the other nine
5. counselors /but when they try to help you they screw up your mind
6. counselors / when they take off their makeup they look like Frankenstein
etc.