Alice the camel has 4 humps, Alice the camel has 4 humps
Alice the camel has 4 humps so go Alice go
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Alice the camel has 3 humps, Alice the camel has 3 humps
Alice the camel has 3 humps so go Alice go
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Alice the camel has 2 humps, Alice the camel has 2 humps
Alice the camel has 2 humps so go Alice go
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Alice the camel has 1 hump, Alice the camel has 1 hump
Alice the camel has 1 hump so go Alice go
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Alice the camel has 0 humps, Alice the camel has 0 humps
Alice the camel has 0 humps
Because Alice was a donkey.