I grieve my Lord (I grieve my Lord)
From day to day (From day to day)
I left the straight (I left the straight)
And narrow way (And narrow way).
Chorus:
I grieve my Lord from day to day
Left the straight and narrow way
Ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more
Ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more,
Ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more,
Ain't gonna grieve my Lord no more.
Now one of these nights (repeat)
Bout twelve o'clock (repeat)
This here old world (repeat)
Gonna reel and rock (repeat)
NOTE: Substitute above words in chorus.
Oh, you can't get to heaven (oh, you can't get to heaven)
In a Worth Ranch jeep (in a Worth ranch jeep)
'Cause the darned old thing ('cause the darned old thing)
Just goes "beep beep" (just goes "beep beep")
Oh, you can't get to heaven (oh, you can't get to heaven)
On Worth Ranch beans (on Worth Ranch beans)
'Cause the Lord don't have ('cause the Lord don't have)
No good latrines (no good latrines)
You can't get to heaven on roller skates You'll roll right by those pearly gates.
If you get to heaven before I do Just bore a hole and pull me through.